I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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