Betty ford says i'm here all night
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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