Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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