I want to have your abortion
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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