their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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