how hairy? two words: wookie tits
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
