I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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