Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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