This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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