i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Farmville is her only friend.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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