How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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