But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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