escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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