why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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