oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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