So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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