I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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