What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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