how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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