I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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