can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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