I'm drive I can fine osifer
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm too high and old for this...
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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