Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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