oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
id be glad to
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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