it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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