the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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