Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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