You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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