I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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