dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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