dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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