is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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