This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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