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brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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