if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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