Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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