So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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