Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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