OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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