It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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