my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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