Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just want nice things and good sex
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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