I looked at my own cervix.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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