my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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