Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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