I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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