All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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