Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I wish you could order shots online.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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