I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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