why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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