You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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