I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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