: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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