worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night