You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship