im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.