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• (212): View more from New York

  You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?

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  Yeah?

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  Stuck it in his pooper.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...

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• (407): View more from Florida

  the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u

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  U act like I can cum on command

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I can give you five reasons its your baby

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  and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.

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• (212): View more from New York

  maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"

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• (716): View more from New York

  I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship

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