I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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