Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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