Well douche your snatch and let's go!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
God I need to hump something, right now.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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